tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-805672696759421356.post4117061897082309465..comments2023-09-04T01:52:12.957-07:00Comments on Musing Over My Oatmeal: My ChurchesJane Schneelochhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17306636470473717152noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-805672696759421356.post-22782583290760260312022-02-08T10:27:47.961-08:002022-02-08T10:27:47.961-08:00Emo Phillips joke:
Once I saw this guy on a bridge...Emo Phillips joke:<br />Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"<br /><br />He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"<br /><br />He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"<br /><br />Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.r.alphbunkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00657275501845781384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-805672696759421356.post-62153321848562925812013-12-20T18:16:31.114-08:002013-12-20T18:16:31.114-08:00I totally agree with this. I struggle with these ...I totally agree with this. I struggle with these two churches too. Will you put this up on Facebook. I think people need to know that there are two churches and that as Methodists we are proud of those pastors who have the courage to stand up for our Gay and Lesbian brothers and sisters.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com